Ways to annoy people
- Here are some awesome ways to annoy people. We encourage you to use them as much as possible!
10 ways to annoy people
1) Name your dog "Dog".
2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
3) Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
4) Speak only in a "Robot" voice.
5) Wear your pants backwards.
6) Ask people what gender they are.
7) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
8) Sing along at the opera.
9) Mow your lawn with scissors.
10) Honk and wave to strangers.
Ask tons of questions. Here is a very small list of possible questions.
*Do you sometimes wonder who invented peanut butter?
*What is your Aunt's dog's babysitter's cousin's boyfriend's car's mechanic's boss's wife's goldfish named?
*Why is the sky blue? Why not pink?
*Why are you staring at me like you want to leave?
*Am I annoying you?
*What are cupcakes made of?
*How many species of snails are there?
*How fast is the fastest turtle?
*Who invented the wet suit?
*How much do wet suits cost?
*Where do I find a wet suit?
*Do you want a wet suit?
*What would you name your wet suit?
*What color would your wet suit be?
*Am I annoying you yet?
*How old is Oprah?
*Does she have a wet suit?
*Can woodchucks actually chuck wood?
*Can you buy a wet suit for wood chucks?
*Why do you look like you want to punch me?
*Can I fill a balloon with pickle juice?
*And throw it at you while wearing a wet suit?
*What is the most popular brand of pickles?
*Who owns that brand?
*Does he/she have a wet suit?
*Why did you punch me?
*Wanna be best friends?
*Do you sometimes wonder who invented peanut butter?
*What is your Aunt's dog's babysitter's cousin's boyfriend's car's mechanic's boss's wife's goldfish named?
*Why is the sky blue? Why not pink?
*Why are you staring at me like you want to leave?
*Am I annoying you?
*What are cupcakes made of?
*How many species of snails are there?
*How fast is the fastest turtle?
*Who invented the wet suit?
*How much do wet suits cost?
*Where do I find a wet suit?
*Do you want a wet suit?
*What would you name your wet suit?
*What color would your wet suit be?
*Am I annoying you yet?
*How old is Oprah?
*Does she have a wet suit?
*Can woodchucks actually chuck wood?
*Can you buy a wet suit for wood chucks?
*Why do you look like you want to punch me?
*Can I fill a balloon with pickle juice?
*And throw it at you while wearing a wet suit?
*What is the most popular brand of pickles?
*Who owns that brand?
*Does he/she have a wet suit?
*Why did you punch me?
*Wanna be best friends?