Once upon a time...
There was a pretty fairy named BeBe. One
time BeBe went frolicking in the woods to search for true love. "Fairy BeBe,
Fairy BeBe, Fairy Be, be, be, be, be, be." As she was skipping through the
woods, she sang this annoying song, and after a little while of annoyingly
singing her song, she stopped. In front of her was a scary old hag with long
yellowish (with a hint of green!) dread locks, unnerving bloodshot eyes, and
most peculiar yellow teeth. But it wasn't really the teeth that were scary, it
was the fact that she was using those teeth to chew on a long bloodstained rope
tied VERY tight around her ankle. "Eew!" BeBe said when she saw the old
witch.The witch (named Helga) said "Go, stupid fairy child, before the vampire
come! Go get your Prince Charming to take you away, but before you do, do
you have the heart to free an elderly lady?" BeBe said "I will not help you! I
am going to find my Prince Charming! Have fun chewing your rope!" and with that,
she
flounced away. She didn't get more than a step, though, before she
accidentally stepped in a toad's mouth. Quicker than lightning, coils of chain
shot out of the toad's mouth and ensnared themselves around BeBe's ankle.
Helga screamed "Aauugghhh! The vampire has you now! Oh, tis a pity!" Even as she
was speaking, out of the shadows stepped a darkly handsome vampire. He was as
pale as a full moon, with hair as dark as a black panther on the darkest
midnight the world has ever seen. His eves were hollowed deep in his lean face.
At the sight of him, BeBe let forth a bloodcurdling wail. The vampire used the
rope to draw her in, much as a fisherman draws in his catch, and bit her neck.
She collapsed, and her body shook in a deadly spasm as a terrible change took
place. Helga covered her eyes, not able to bear the gruesome sight of what was
once BeBe the fairy. Her once ageless and beautiful face shrunk and shriveled,
and her rich, shiny golden curls turned gray and greasy with age. During all of
this, the vampire sang Dynamite by Taio Cruz, and danced all around the clearing
like a rabid squirrel. Then, swinging his shirt above his head like a cowboy's
lasso, and yelling a war chant, he disappeared back into the woods. BeBe lifted
her head and Helga could see tears streaking her wrinkly face. " What happened
to me and my beautiful rosy cheeks? Where is my attractive pink tutu and golden
curls, and what about my wings?" "The vampire got you, heart. He steals young
maidens and gets rid of their beauty. I'm afraid you will never leave this stump
we are tied to." "That's okay, Helga!" replied BeBe, without a trace of her
recent misery, as she sat down next to Helga. "Well, now that we are friends,
you can help me knit blankets for my traveling friends. I call my charity 'Happy
Blankets for Happy Hobos'." So the two new friends sat down and stitched
blankets. " I have but one regret about my life as a fairy. It is that I never
attended prom." said BeBe. " I would have worn a sparkly pink rainbow unicorn
dress." Helga replied, "I have always dreamed of prom, too." They both sighed
dramatically, looking into the distance. Suddenly, there was a loud BANG, and
there were two letters there, addressed in a beautiful flowing script to "Witch
Helga" and one to "Witch BeBe". As the women eagerly tore the envelopes open,
they gave exclamations of barely contained joy. For this is what they said:
You're Invited to Prom! Friday night at the
witches' clearing. Wear your diamonds, because this will be a night to
remember.
There was a pretty fairy named BeBe. One
time BeBe went frolicking in the woods to search for true love. "Fairy BeBe,
Fairy BeBe, Fairy Be, be, be, be, be, be." As she was skipping through the
woods, she sang this annoying song, and after a little while of annoyingly
singing her song, she stopped. In front of her was a scary old hag with long
yellowish (with a hint of green!) dread locks, unnerving bloodshot eyes, and
most peculiar yellow teeth. But it wasn't really the teeth that were scary, it
was the fact that she was using those teeth to chew on a long bloodstained rope
tied VERY tight around her ankle. "Eew!" BeBe said when she saw the old
witch.The witch (named Helga) said "Go, stupid fairy child, before the vampire
come! Go get your Prince Charming to take you away, but before you do, do
you have the heart to free an elderly lady?" BeBe said "I will not help you! I
am going to find my Prince Charming! Have fun chewing your rope!" and with that,
she
flounced away. She didn't get more than a step, though, before she
accidentally stepped in a toad's mouth. Quicker than lightning, coils of chain
shot out of the toad's mouth and ensnared themselves around BeBe's ankle.
Helga screamed "Aauugghhh! The vampire has you now! Oh, tis a pity!" Even as she
was speaking, out of the shadows stepped a darkly handsome vampire. He was as
pale as a full moon, with hair as dark as a black panther on the darkest
midnight the world has ever seen. His eves were hollowed deep in his lean face.
At the sight of him, BeBe let forth a bloodcurdling wail. The vampire used the
rope to draw her in, much as a fisherman draws in his catch, and bit her neck.
She collapsed, and her body shook in a deadly spasm as a terrible change took
place. Helga covered her eyes, not able to bear the gruesome sight of what was
once BeBe the fairy. Her once ageless and beautiful face shrunk and shriveled,
and her rich, shiny golden curls turned gray and greasy with age. During all of
this, the vampire sang Dynamite by Taio Cruz, and danced all around the clearing
like a rabid squirrel. Then, swinging his shirt above his head like a cowboy's
lasso, and yelling a war chant, he disappeared back into the woods. BeBe lifted
her head and Helga could see tears streaking her wrinkly face. " What happened
to me and my beautiful rosy cheeks? Where is my attractive pink tutu and golden
curls, and what about my wings?" "The vampire got you, heart. He steals young
maidens and gets rid of their beauty. I'm afraid you will never leave this stump
we are tied to." "That's okay, Helga!" replied BeBe, without a trace of her
recent misery, as she sat down next to Helga. "Well, now that we are friends,
you can help me knit blankets for my traveling friends. I call my charity 'Happy
Blankets for Happy Hobos'." So the two new friends sat down and stitched
blankets. " I have but one regret about my life as a fairy. It is that I never
attended prom." said BeBe. " I would have worn a sparkly pink rainbow unicorn
dress." Helga replied, "I have always dreamed of prom, too." They both sighed
dramatically, looking into the distance. Suddenly, there was a loud BANG, and
there were two letters there, addressed in a beautiful flowing script to "Witch
Helga" and one to "Witch BeBe". As the women eagerly tore the envelopes open,
they gave exclamations of barely contained joy. For this is what they said:
You're Invited to Prom! Friday night at the
witches' clearing. Wear your diamonds, because this will be a night to
remember.