Things not to say to your teacher
"Hey! When I was driving by Weight Watchers I saw you there! Sitting down!"
"Are you rebelling against looking fashionable too?"
"That park was FUNNER than the other one."
"Stop putting your Halloween costume on teacher, it's not Halloween!"
"Turn up your hearing aid."
"I have a funny story to tell. So my friend was visiting her uncle in jail a few months ago and she SWORE she saw a guy just like you!"
"Do you need to borrow my constipation pills?"
"Are you one of those spokespeople for Plastic-Surgery-Gone-Terribly-Wrong?"
"Haha, you look like my fat Grandpa."
"Do you need my assistance crossing the sidewalk? I sometimes help other old people like you too because I am a nice person."
-When making up your own word problem in math class, don't write this:
If Mrs./Mr. [Insert your teacher's name here] weighs 300 lbs, can they fit in a roller coaster cart?
Answer-NO
-"Your pants are ugly."
"Are you rebelling against looking fashionable too?"
"That park was FUNNER than the other one."
"Stop putting your Halloween costume on teacher, it's not Halloween!"
"Turn up your hearing aid."
"I have a funny story to tell. So my friend was visiting her uncle in jail a few months ago and she SWORE she saw a guy just like you!"
"Do you need to borrow my constipation pills?"
"Are you one of those spokespeople for Plastic-Surgery-Gone-Terribly-Wrong?"
"Haha, you look like my fat Grandpa."
"Do you need my assistance crossing the sidewalk? I sometimes help other old people like you too because I am a nice person."
-When making up your own word problem in math class, don't write this:
If Mrs./Mr. [Insert your teacher's name here] weighs 300 lbs, can they fit in a roller coaster cart?
Answer-NO
-"Your pants are ugly."
Things not to do to your teachers
Don't pants them.
Don't brutally take off their shoes.
Don't casually (or un-casually) smell their hair.
Don't stalk them.
Don't try to dance with them.
Don't stick your angry cat in their pants.
Don't propose to them.
Don't lick their elbows.
Don't bite them.
DO NOT eat their ham sandwiches.
Don't brutally take off their shoes.
Don't casually (or un-casually) smell their hair.
Don't stalk them.
Don't try to dance with them.
Don't stick your angry cat in their pants.
Don't propose to them.
Don't lick their elbows.
Don't bite them.
DO NOT eat their ham sandwiches.