Summer Countdown!
We at The Awesomeness of Us have decided to make a countdown to summer vacation! We can't wait 'till there is no more school! Just think; no more of certain annoying teachers, no more homework, sleeping in, no more getting to bed early, and no more of certain annoying teachers! And to make the long days of school left go by quicker, it has been decided there should be a fun, different holiday all week until the last day of school! Make sure to celebrate all of these awesome holidays, and tell your friends too, though they might not be as enthusiastic about it as you are. Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat hotdogs.
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May 7th: National
Hobo Day! There
are numerous things you can do today! Some ideas are:
*Sleep in a cardboard box.
*Use a garbage bag as a
backpack.
*Wear numerous pants (see our blog for an explanation).
*Don't
shower.
*Hug your local hobo.
*Stalk a hobo. This is a good way to learn
about their way of living.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat hobo stew. (It’s not
what it sounds like. It’s a mixture of random edible things. Meats, veggies,
etc.)
May
8th: National Squirrel Day! Today
is a great day to celebrate squirrels! Here are some
ideas:
*Stalk a squirrel.
*Knit a hat for your local
squirrel.
*Find some acorns, grill them up, sprinkle some seasoning on
them, and give them to your favorite squirrel.
*Hand out squirrel information pamphlets to your
classmates.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a grilled squirrel
sandwich.
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May
9th: National Stalk-Your-Friends Day!
*Need we say more? Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a corn dog.
May
10th: National Call-Someone-a-Taco Day!
*It’s
obvious, isn’t it? Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a
taco.
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May
11th: National Day-Before-Agent A’s-Birthday
Day!
*Send Agent A an e-card, at [email protected].
*Leave her a comment on our blog. There will be a post, the main
topic being her birthday.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat birthday
cake.
May
14th: National Harry Potter Day! Here
are just a few
ideas.
*Wear all of your Harry Potter clothing, jewelry,
etc.
*When the timing is right, wave your finger (or store-bought
wand), and say the name of a spell. This annoys your teachers and
classmates.
*Have a Harry Potter movie
marathon.
*Make an anti-Voldemort chant.
* Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat Chocolate
Frogs.
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May
15th: National Wear-Crazy-Socks Day!
*Is there anything else to say, except: Go crazy. Throw a party.
Eat corn bread.
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May
16th: National Call-Your-Friends-Funny-Names Day!
*Look through this website for
ideas.
*Give them a name according to their hobby. For example: Your
friend Emma is a swimmer. Call her “Snorkels”.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat vegetable
dip.
May
17th: National Speak-in-a-Funny-Accent Day!
*Speak in a British accent, French accent, New Jersey accent,
etc.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
croissants.
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May
18th: National Hole People Day! (If
you don’t know who they are by now, you’re crazy. But if you absolutely don’t,
click on the button below):
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May 7th: National
Hobo Day! There
are numerous things you can do today! Some ideas are:
*Sleep in a cardboard box.
*Use a garbage bag as a
backpack.
*Wear numerous pants (see our blog for an explanation).
*Don't
shower.
*Hug your local hobo.
*Stalk a hobo. This is a good way to learn
about their way of living.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat hobo stew. (It’s not
what it sounds like. It’s a mixture of random edible things. Meats, veggies,
etc.)
May
8th: National Squirrel Day! Today
is a great day to celebrate squirrels! Here are some
ideas:
*Stalk a squirrel.
*Knit a hat for your local
squirrel.
*Find some acorns, grill them up, sprinkle some seasoning on
them, and give them to your favorite squirrel.
*Hand out squirrel information pamphlets to your
classmates.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a grilled squirrel
sandwich.
·
May
9th: National Stalk-Your-Friends Day!
*Need we say more? Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a corn dog.
May
10th: National Call-Someone-a-Taco Day!
*It’s
obvious, isn’t it? Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a
taco.
·
May
11th: National Day-Before-Agent A’s-Birthday
Day!
*Send Agent A an e-card, at [email protected].
*Leave her a comment on our blog. There will be a post, the main
topic being her birthday.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat birthday
cake.
May
14th: National Harry Potter Day! Here
are just a few
ideas.
*Wear all of your Harry Potter clothing, jewelry,
etc.
*When the timing is right, wave your finger (or store-bought
wand), and say the name of a spell. This annoys your teachers and
classmates.
*Have a Harry Potter movie
marathon.
*Make an anti-Voldemort chant.
* Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat Chocolate
Frogs.
·
May
15th: National Wear-Crazy-Socks Day!
*Is there anything else to say, except: Go crazy. Throw a party.
Eat corn bread.
·
May
16th: National Call-Your-Friends-Funny-Names Day!
*Look through this website for
ideas.
*Give them a name according to their hobby. For example: Your
friend Emma is a swimmer. Call her “Snorkels”.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat vegetable
dip.
May
17th: National Speak-in-a-Funny-Accent Day!
*Speak in a British accent, French accent, New Jersey accent,
etc.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
croissants.
·
May
18th: National Hole People Day! (If
you don’t know who they are by now, you’re crazy. But if you absolutely don’t,
click on the button below):
Here are a few fun
things to do today:
*Handout Hole People information pamphlets to your classmates,
parents, family, etc.
*Be awkward. One of the Hole People’s favorite things in
life.
*Prank people. Another one of their favorite
things.
*Leave a note to the Hole People in your local
hole.
*Write a wish on a note and stick it in a
hole.
*Honor the Hole People by dancing around your local
hole.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
enchiladas.
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May
21st: National Awkward Day!
*Obviously, be AAAP (As Awkward As Possible). Go to www.grandmasgonewild.weebly.com,
and there are probably many awkward
things on this website, too.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat fried
chicken.
May
22nd: National Laugh-Every-Time-Someone-Says-a-Food
Day!
*The title is pretty self-explanatory. You know the routine: Go
crazy. Throw a party. Eat lamb chops.
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May
23rd: National Laugh-Weirdly Day!
*Make up a “contagious” laugh. Make it
awkward!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
meatballs.
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May
24th: National Flex-Your-Muscles Day!
*Approach a random person and flex your
muscles.
*Impress your teachers, classmates, parents, friends, etc. with
your impressive muscles.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
yogurt.
May
25th: National Secret Handshake Day!
*Make up a handshake with your BFF, your arch nemesis, and/or
your local hobo.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
peppermints.
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May
29th: National Hug-Your-Dog Day!
*Show your dog some love! But if you don’t have one, substitute
a dog with a hobo, stalker, your cat, your neighbor’s cat, or your uncle’s
dog.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
hamburgers.
May
30th: National Instead-of-Ouch-Say-Meow Day!
*For an even better effect, fall on the floor, then
say meow.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat fish
gumbo.
May
31st: National It’s-Almost-June Day!
*Celebrate! Do anything you want (well, almost anything)! In
exactly one week, school will be OVER!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a
melon.
June
1st: National Warn-Your-Friends-About-the-Craziness-to-Come
Day!
*Make pamphlets, flyers, send it in to the news station, etc.
Your friends and local hobo deserve to know, though they’ll probably just give
you their annoyed face.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
walnuts.
June
4th: National I-Hate-Mondays-but-this-is-my-Last-One
Day!
*Make sure everyone knows it’s the last Monday of the school
year.
*Make this your best Monday EVER! Only you know how to do
this.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
cheese.
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June
5th: National Talk-in-a-Secret-Language Day!
*Make up a secret language with your BFF (or maybe you already
have one)! Make it extremely awkward. Talk like this all
day!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat crumpets.
Go to The Secret Language (sorry, couldn't get the button feature to work) for an AWESOME secret language to use for annoying your friends!
June
6th: National Go Crazy Day!
*Hey, at least you warned your friends and
family!
*Go EXTREMELY crazy. Throw a party. Eat your
fish.
June
7th: National Throw-an-Awesome-Dance-Party Day! /THE LAST DAY OF
SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
*Go SUPER crazy. Throw a HUMONGO party. Eat
ICE-CREAM.
By now, you are probably broke. You have to replace your neighbors window (at one of your wild parties, some kid wanted to show off his muscles and smashed your neighbors window), and you owe your parents lots of cash, too (party decorations and various food types cost a lot these days). But oh well, it just means you'll have to organize many lemonade stands this summer!
HAVE AN AWESOME SUMMER!!! (I'm sure you will, because no school means we'll have more time to update this awesome website!)
things to do today:
*Handout Hole People information pamphlets to your classmates,
parents, family, etc.
*Be awkward. One of the Hole People’s favorite things in
life.
*Prank people. Another one of their favorite
things.
*Leave a note to the Hole People in your local
hole.
*Write a wish on a note and stick it in a
hole.
*Honor the Hole People by dancing around your local
hole.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
enchiladas.
·
May
21st: National Awkward Day!
*Obviously, be AAAP (As Awkward As Possible). Go to www.grandmasgonewild.weebly.com,
and there are probably many awkward
things on this website, too.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat fried
chicken.
May
22nd: National Laugh-Every-Time-Someone-Says-a-Food
Day!
*The title is pretty self-explanatory. You know the routine: Go
crazy. Throw a party. Eat lamb chops.
·
May
23rd: National Laugh-Weirdly Day!
*Make up a “contagious” laugh. Make it
awkward!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
meatballs.
·
May
24th: National Flex-Your-Muscles Day!
*Approach a random person and flex your
muscles.
*Impress your teachers, classmates, parents, friends, etc. with
your impressive muscles.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
yogurt.
May
25th: National Secret Handshake Day!
*Make up a handshake with your BFF, your arch nemesis, and/or
your local hobo.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
peppermints.
·
May
29th: National Hug-Your-Dog Day!
*Show your dog some love! But if you don’t have one, substitute
a dog with a hobo, stalker, your cat, your neighbor’s cat, or your uncle’s
dog.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
hamburgers.
May
30th: National Instead-of-Ouch-Say-Meow Day!
*For an even better effect, fall on the floor, then
say meow.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat fish
gumbo.
May
31st: National It’s-Almost-June Day!
*Celebrate! Do anything you want (well, almost anything)! In
exactly one week, school will be OVER!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat a
melon.
June
1st: National Warn-Your-Friends-About-the-Craziness-to-Come
Day!
*Make pamphlets, flyers, send it in to the news station, etc.
Your friends and local hobo deserve to know, though they’ll probably just give
you their annoyed face.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
walnuts.
June
4th: National I-Hate-Mondays-but-this-is-my-Last-One
Day!
*Make sure everyone knows it’s the last Monday of the school
year.
*Make this your best Monday EVER! Only you know how to do
this.
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat
cheese.
·
June
5th: National Talk-in-a-Secret-Language Day!
*Make up a secret language with your BFF (or maybe you already
have one)! Make it extremely awkward. Talk like this all
day!
*Go crazy. Throw a party. Eat crumpets.
Go to The Secret Language (sorry, couldn't get the button feature to work) for an AWESOME secret language to use for annoying your friends!
June
6th: National Go Crazy Day!
*Hey, at least you warned your friends and
family!
*Go EXTREMELY crazy. Throw a party. Eat your
fish.
June
7th: National Throw-an-Awesome-Dance-Party Day! /THE LAST DAY OF
SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
*Go SUPER crazy. Throw a HUMONGO party. Eat
ICE-CREAM.
By now, you are probably broke. You have to replace your neighbors window (at one of your wild parties, some kid wanted to show off his muscles and smashed your neighbors window), and you owe your parents lots of cash, too (party decorations and various food types cost a lot these days). But oh well, it just means you'll have to organize many lemonade stands this summer!
HAVE AN AWESOME SUMMER!!! (I'm sure you will, because no school means we'll have more time to update this awesome website!)