Awesome Quotes, Phrases and Sayings
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you could've said something really witty, original, and awesome, but you couldn't think of anything? Well now you can! Here are a few quotes and phrases so you can have the right thing to say at the right time!
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so, I go back to being me!
- Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you. Do you like tacos!
- A black cat crossing your path signifies the animal is going somewhere.
- I didn't fall. I attacked the floor with my awesome ninja skills!
- At least I don't spend half my day staring at an orange juice container just because it says "concentrate" on it. Burn
- I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
- I've got A.D.D and Magic Markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
- If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough.
- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me!
- Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
- Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
- I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!
- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
- No I am not a violent person! Take that back or I'll punch you!
- When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
- Moo! I'm a fish.
- Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
- It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
- I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
- What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"!
- Why yes, I do spontaneously break out in ninja moves.
- A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend helps you up, trips you and laughs.
- I'm the kind of person who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.
- I'm not as random as you think I salad.
- Don't you try to out weird me.
- I dream of a better world... Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questions.
- Do not interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
- Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
- Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
- Shut up voices! ...or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- You're now aware that you can't say "Irish Wristwatch".
- I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day!
- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
- I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun.
- Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
- Friends will bail you out of jail. But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "That was AWESOME"!!!
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.