Hobo Stories
Agent P recently went to California for her Spring Break. There, she saw lots of real, actual hobos and here are her best funny hobo stories!
The best-est of all hobo stories is what we call The Changing Pants! Once Agent P was sitting in a little cafe overlooking a plaza, where there was a big grassy square with sidewalks and a fountain in the middle and a big sign that said NO SKATEBOARDING! Suddenly, this shirtless hobo came skateboarding up to the plaza screaming as loudly as he could. But the best (or worst) part of this hobo was the fact that he was wearing super-skinny black pants with holes cut ALL over them. Like all over them, as in he was wearing a spiderweb. Not a pretty picture. Then, once he gets to the fountain, he ducks behind a bush. When he comes out, he's wearing a new pair of pants. Wide-legged pants with a yellow and blue tie-dyed pattern! So, he skateboards back down the sidewalk, screaming and runs into the road. All these cars have to swerve to avoid the hobo. Agent P had to leave before she could see the next pair of pants and the next car accident, but we'll be back later with more updates on hobos!
The best-est of all hobo stories is what we call The Changing Pants! Once Agent P was sitting in a little cafe overlooking a plaza, where there was a big grassy square with sidewalks and a fountain in the middle and a big sign that said NO SKATEBOARDING! Suddenly, this shirtless hobo came skateboarding up to the plaza screaming as loudly as he could. But the best (or worst) part of this hobo was the fact that he was wearing super-skinny black pants with holes cut ALL over them. Like all over them, as in he was wearing a spiderweb. Not a pretty picture. Then, once he gets to the fountain, he ducks behind a bush. When he comes out, he's wearing a new pair of pants. Wide-legged pants with a yellow and blue tie-dyed pattern! So, he skateboards back down the sidewalk, screaming and runs into the road. All these cars have to swerve to avoid the hobo. Agent P had to leave before she could see the next pair of pants and the next car accident, but we'll be back later with more updates on hobos!