-Agent L, Agent A, & Agent P
Thanks for checking out this blog and website! We completely forgot this existed, but you guys sure haven't. Our viewers have soared in a way that makes us suspect a glitch. But if you are real, actual people, we love and support your decisions, no matter what they are. It's completely okay if you want to lick cats, or eat tacos without sour cream. Or even decorate your living room with small gnome figurines. We, The Agents, have decided that we will start posting more to this website because it's SO cool. Stay tuned for revisions, added content, and of course more awesomeness.
-Agent L, Agent A, & Agent P
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Did you know that National Day of Awesomeness is March 10th!? Every year!? We didn't, until just a few minutes ago when (the very awesome) Google.com told us! So, Happy National Day of Awesomeness! Eat a burrito! Hug a hobo! Read this entire awesome website! And CELEBRATE!!!
We are so sorry for the wait, but in all fairness, we had to sort through many entries, plus with the holidays and all the other awesome stuff we've been up to, we haven't had much time.
So...the moment you've been waiting for...the winner is...Emma N! Congratulations! Her awesome costume was a rainbow zebra-ninja! We liked her innovative use of wool from her local sheep farm! She glued all of the wool she collected onto a cardboard box, then painted rainbow zebra stripes on it with paint. She cut holes in the box so she would be able to wear it, and then paired it with a ninja mask and snout from a costume shop. Congratulations again, Emma! And better luck next time for all of the contestants who didn't make it. And for readers who didn't enter, we hope you'll consider entering next time! Everyone have a marvelous holiday eating turkey/strange tofu turkey if they are vegetarian! And because you have school off, now would be the perfect time to read The House on Elm Street if you have not already, and to reread it if you have! And have an amazing Thanksgiving! What are you going to be/were you for Halloween? Tell us! Write about your awesome 'stume on our contests page (located under The Agents)! Include the costume name, what it looked like, any special comments you got, a hilarious event that happened while you were wearing this 'stume, and anything else you think is important.The winning story will be posted in our blog, and the author/winner will get
eternal glory. Happy Halloween! END DATE: November 8, 2012 We, the Agents, have decided we need more haikus about gnomes. (See previous posts for our first gnome poem.) But we are far to busy stealing the Mona Lisa, attending fancy parties, and finishing our American History homework to possibly write one. That's why we need you to complete this quiz.
After taking our amazing sniffing quiz, score yourself to find out how you rate. Also, we would like you to know that we used thesaurus.com to find nose-related synonyms. A true writer does her research.
First Option- 2 points! Second Option- 3 points! Third Option- 1 point! If you scored a 4 or under... You are a Wimpy Whiffer! For some reason, you just don't trust your nose! The nose knows, people! You need to get out more and experience life- smell the flowers, the mailbox, and the next-door neighbor! If you scored a 6 or under... You are a Sly Sniffer! You have a very skilled nose- so why do you try so hard to hide it? You will go to great lengths to disguise your feelings in public, but then you go home and spend hours drooling over a pan of fresh brownies. (And who doesn't?) True friends don't care- so keep perfume samples in your pocket and hold that nose with pride! If you scored a 9 or under... You have a Passionate Proboscis! Where to start? You have an overwhelming pride over your nose, and for good reason too. But sometimes you can have too much of a good thing! (I know, right? But trust me- by your 5th slice of DQ cake, you'd understand what I mean.) The thing is, some people just DON"T want to be sniffed. I know this is hard, but you must find a middle ground between lunging at random guys' hair and secretly smelling your own when no one is looking. Hint: smell not-so-random guys' hair. Click "add comment" and tell us what your results were! For our latest contest, you will have to use your super awesome writing skills! Write a story about the Agents (Agent L, Agent A, and Agent P)! The winning story will be posted on our website (probably here, on our blog)! And the author of the story will recieve eternal glory and $1000! (JUST KIDDING! Nobody is recieving $1000!)
Good luck! END DATE: October 21, 2012 This is a marvelous haiku Agent L and Agent P wrote in English class, before looking over at the teacher's desk and realizing she had a collection of little gnomes! She must collect them...
Gnome Their eyes creep me out, Bearded men keep stalking me, Their hats look stupid. Submit your own haiku! Especially if your name starts with E and ends with A, and you said poetry was your favorite subject. [Cough, cough] |
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