Things not to do to your cat:
That cat looks so funny!
- Don't chase it with fake vacuum cleaners
- Don't dress it up in a taco costume
- Don't put it in your Grandma's pants (especially when she is wearing them)
- Don't feed it cheese
- Don't dress up like a giant mouse and chase your cat with chopsticks
- Don't give it a bath in spaghetti sauce
- Don't lock it in your closet and forget about it when you leave for a three week vacation
- Don't lick it's ears
- Don't throw it in your pool
- Don't send it out into the ocean on a surfboard
- Don't give it a mud bath using pudding
- Don't use your cat as a model in your big hat beauty pageant
- Don't dress it up in a Superman costume and throw it off the roof saying, "fly kitty fly!"